thusia_ooc | Official Test Drive #3

WE HEARD SOME PEOPLE WANTED A TEST DRIVE and it's been months SO HERE YOU GO. Feel free to keep tagging over the next week, of course.

❦ Thusia Test Drive ❦

❧ Congratulations! Your character has died.

❧ They may or may not have had a choice about being resurrected in Thusia. Those who did have a choice will recall a voice asking them if they'd be OK with being brought to such a place, and may have a vague understanding of what they're meant to do here (rebuilding the world).

❧ If they can't remember their actual death, they will still have the overwhelming and very certain sense that they did die, somehow.

❧ They aren't physically dead in Thusia. They are all completely and 100% alive again. All wounds caused at the time of their death have been completely healed, and their clothes will also be repaired.

❧ They will arrive surrounded by various god shrines and immediately near large windows, which give a wide view of the surrounding early-spring fields, and foothills that the HQ is perched upon. The shrine area is visited regularly by other residents, so your character won't be alone for long.

❧ They only have the clothes on their backs and two items of some sort. These items may be just about anything small enough to carry on one's person, including weapons. They must be items that the character would have had with them at their time of death.

The game accepts AUs, OCs, duplicates, and characters from previous roleplays as well as standard canon.

You may play any character in the test drive, regardless of if they are actually appable or not! If you choose to join the game, you may use threads from the test drive for you application sample. You may also carry over threads from the test drive (if they happen with characters actually in the game) to avoid having to thread out the exact same thing twice.

PLAY NICE AND HAVE FUN!

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[And that would be when she turns and then starts BOLTING across the Common Area.]

[For...the last of the time left of the effect.]

[Then she slows down as her rationality returns.]

[flips onto his feet in one smooth motion]

Shout pole, motherfucker! I thought you were gonna finish me for sure!

Oh my god, you just seriously fucked with my head.

[Walking on back.]

Jeeze, I haven't been that scared shitless since...

A really damn long time. Man, that's depressing, I'm too used to scary shit.

[respect for humans: on the rise!]

Just sounds fuckin healthy to me.

It really aint. At least not for humans, we got a more peaceful set up usually.

Stupid Batterwitch and her drones.

[does the head-tilty wide-eyed question thing again]

You got motherfuckin drones too? Never heard of a Batterwitch though.

Lots of motherfucking drones. Feels like I can't even go outside without them all getting up in my business.

Your planet sounds motherfuckin HARD CORE.

Hell yeah we are. Humans are totes hardcore when the need arises and the mother fucking future so needed it.

The future? How d'you figure that? Shit exists all at the same time in Paradox Space.

Eeeeeeh kind of does and kind of doesn't. Two of our players were a couple of centuries before us. We only contacted them thanks to Trollian and then we had to do all this running around just to get them.

[is not good at timey-wimey Paradox Space stuff.

so anyway, you get another slow, precise head-tilt of affected confusion]

I'm gettin query noodles all up in here. Didn't know that shit was motherfuckin possible in a session.

[It's really damn confusing, stupid time travel.]

Maybe it was cause ours was void. Gotta make it all sorts of hard and complicated.

Maybe. P-Space gets up to all kinds of motherfuckin shenanigans, who even fuckin knows what-all's waitin out there.

P-space, I like that.

And yeah, it really is. I've got a whole bunch of questions about my mom now, it's weird.

[the head-tilt of not-knowing returns!]

What's a mom?

Oh, right, don't got that....

It's like my ancestor?

But more direct. Like instead of this whole...slurry dealie, the two partners usually just birth the kid themselves and take care of it and that's a parent.

So humans get born by their motherfuckin lusii?

Query noodles.

Yes, pretty much.

[TRIES...TO IMAGINE THIS

HIS LUSUS WAS LIKE AN EIGHT-LEGGED CARNIVOROUS HORSE THING THIS IS KIND OF HARD.........]

...

Parents are the same species, but adults, if it helps. Lusus were like...animals, right?

[ok but troll adults tho]

Adults and wrigglers sound like a bad motherfuckin combination.

['-']

Why?

[head tilt]

Because you get adults stompin all over the wrigglers and wrigglers tryin not to die?

What....okay, I get your species has some violence issues, but isn't that just stupid?

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